how's world domination?

His Great Omnipotence The Supreme Soverign Of The World Ivan Edward I, wassup? how's the the grandplan phase 2 goin? i hope there's no trouble in africa. i commend you for your exemplary work especially in the middle east. by now you should have installed the mind control (R) modules on at least 43% of the world's population. tip for you: ion stream chanelling is better than the traditional nodular step method, but i guess you know that already. anyway, have you decided on colonizing ganymede? now that's a challenge. that's all. email me back, in case you succeed in fixing that tachyonuim II system that you said needed fixing (it was a defective closed timelike curve array metric control unit or something right?) i'll be waiting for that email ok. sincerely, yourself