Dude, did you get kicked out? (Sent from the past)

Dear Joii, Did you graduate yet? If you didn't, did mom and dad kick you out of the house? Lol. Anyway, how's it been? Are you and Janrio still going out? Are you married? Kids? You're 25 now. That means this letter is from five years ago. You're sitting on your parent's bed, using the 3 year old laptop that mum gave you when you were in High School. You have failed 2 years of college, and you're hiding it until you have the strength to tell the truth. Did you tell them? Did you also explain that you think you have ADHD/ADD? Dude, sorry for all the questions. Did you also talk about the adoption thing? Lol. Anyway, how's 2017? Is anything new? Do we have a new president? Lol. I wish we have. So you know, our country will be rich. Hahaha. Do you have a flying car? Did you go to Baltimore? Did you bang Jack Barakat? If you didn't, then FUCK YOU. Loljk. Anyway, more letters are coming, so BOOYEAH!!