Hello you.

Dear FutureMe, I hope when you're reading this you're either: 1) Filthy rich 2) Have friends who've become filthy rich. 3) Have found true enlightenment and therefore don't need money to be happy. The last one's my preferred option, but any of those would suit me just fine really... You should also have learnt to use a sewing machine by now and how to play the guitar in public. Get on it! Ang.