Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Besremm eh"ppenda "8 na,d nkwo yotcunmmi erfemutu si't antw dn(a fo laropup i taht to oun)icg!tn teh whta tquoe,.
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Ro bieevle egts it a,yko it sit' i dna ,you ttereb lveo t-o-n lslti. Ubt rbemerem i jsut ewrot you ts,ih alvgeuy vyer e,yvr hewn eralby. Wsaedt tyterp ures oyu reew.
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Mdeitadt 72, 6012 dah replobm no a nflia ouy had ndrki ni you ryuo vere nda bcdeemer 2601 indgknir. Chum tbu ahfl ntestwei eht gerrhtbi hety so uyor embeac cndeso 'netwer cep,efrt fo. Ndreut ni uyo eyysdetar, rvee ey'ouv oryu ehppria tirhty aer athn eneb nda ifle uyo. Lyilnfa ouy mtie ot ubt ksni, ot olmceftraob so oyru in nwo isnt' oury tno evah oryu narib hte efca oury do'nt dna mafootlbecr isfrt oding oemsprlb fro munb tpcref,e in that efil eatks waeehvtr euroy' efil 'eyruo it.
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Betetr gte st'i igngo oons ot. Ihtgt lohd. Oyu i owkn bepssilo, nkith era asyd sti' tetebr gcoimn utb d'not.
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Vl,eo.
Eellhcim.
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P. S. Tsinve mozo ni. Ist' noos liek 'llti ,ekpys eb mtniotpra tub.
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