A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Utmeeruf rapplou to i ersbmme hatt iuntymomc whta icuno!tg)n "8 hte 'ist wtna d(an owkn tuoe,q apnehe"pd of nd,a.
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It it i no-t- eibevel setg lltis kay,o olve or ouy, ti's nad beertt. Nehw reaybl ugavely brremmee tub siht, i toerw jstu yrev, oyu yrve. Reew typtre wsatde oyu seru.
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Rmeecedb royu a 0126 2,7 in uyo on dha 1026 adh krndi adn ngknrdii tmdatdie veer yuo lnafi rpomebl. Yuor of ubt os rte,cfep tere'wn half swenitet umhc bergtihr amebec ocdesn eth etyh. Ni elif yttirh yveou' ahipper rvee trndue aydt,serye ruyo dan yuo era enbe htan ouy. Mbeslorp erathevw rtp,eefc yuro teh uyro oury atth to yailnlf miet feac avhe reoy'u ruyo bmnu tdno' life idngo ouy to 'uoyer os flie ifstr staek now nda tub orf ni rfmocltaobe farblecotom it 'isnt ont ni s,nki rbina.
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Trbeet st'i ot gte oson ngigo. Igtht dohl. Nt'do cmogin brtete i nwko but uoy dsya losepbsi, htkni ear si't.
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Oelv,.
Limecleh.
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P. S. Senvti mooz ni. But psyek, ikle 'sit eb tartnmiop l'tli osno.