A letter from January 22nd, 2016

Dear FutureMe, How you doing, my good man? Hopefully pretty good and not dead or something. Wouldn't that just be depressing? Hah. Anyways, lets see. I don't exactly know what to say. If you're anything like the person you are now, you probably still have the kitty from dad's place. She's sleeping right now right next to me, and in a really weird position. Hmmm. Let's see. Hopefully you're out of the house at this point and you're already in school. Those are the two points that you SHOULD be at right now. Hopefully you're still listening to the good ol' vaporwave. Hopefully you're still getting your healthy dose of dank memes and dank in general. If all of the above applies, then you're in good shape in my eyes. Now for some words and food for thought. It's been lonely out here for some time. Hopefully these hoes out here aren't giving you any grief. Make sure not to let anybody dictate your life or make you do something you don't want to do. Jesus. Hopefully by this point in time of your life, you're actually able to talk to people without being incredibly awkward about it. I feel like I don't even know what to say to myself right now. Oh yeah, I'm willing to bet that despite it being 4 years from now, you still haven't progressed much with getting in shape and getting that dream body. If you haven't, that's all good. Just as long as you aren't getting chubby or pudgy or anything like that. MAKE SURE to keep that little kid in your that you have right now. Don't become too corrupted by the world's negativity that you don't know how to enjoy the little things anymore. Thought I might as well talk about what's going on right now in my life. I'm binge-watching Naruto on Hulu right now. Well actually, I just got on my laptop to see if I could do my taxes. Found my way to reddit then here and well, if you must know, I have not started yet. I feel like you'll still be there at some point later on. Haha. Um. I still really wanna move the fuck out of this place. Maybe when that day comes, I remember typing this out and smile a little or something stupid like that. I don't know. I always feel this tension just being here. I can never fully relax or anything like that. I know you'll be moved out by now so I have to ask... How does it feel? To be at ease when you're home.. I bet it feels nice. I bet future me feels bad for past me right now after reading that. Don't, man. You're a warrior and you made it this far considering you're reading this right now. Enjoy a nice blunt to this email. Hopefully that's, of course, after you've finished all your school work. College is different from high school. You can't get away with not studying anything this time. OH YEAH. I hope you have a plan for later on in life. That dream of just living a really simple life has hopefully made somewhat of an impact of your plan. You've got a great mind, man. Just make sure it goes towards something. I don't care if it just goes towards making sure you live a nice and happy life. Just make sure it's being put to a good use. Hopefully you also have a bigger heart than you do now. Never lose sight in the kindness you hold. Don't let anyone take away that sincerity in you. Hopefully there's a lucky lady there for you to give your everything towards. If there is, she's probably there with you now. Give her the email for a little bit. I wanna spit some mad game from the past. Hey, baby girl. How you doing, sexy? It's your man from the past. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. And I'd like to strip you down and butter you like a slice of wonderbread and pour honey all over your naked body. And for the next two weeks, pretend I was a... hungry bear. Give the email back to your man, please. Hopefully he can handle what comes after the silver tongue. Oh yeah, some top would be nice. ;) This is probably really awkward now if you're single at this time. If you're not and I was right, she's probably dripping right now and you need to get on that and finish reading this later. If she understands that reference though, wife her up, man. Awkward still if single. Anyways. I'm probably gonna wrap this up. Wanna get something done before this dumbass 5:30 shift starts. Fuck Roadhouse. Hope you're doing alright, my guy. As long as you're out of this garbage ass living environment, you should be doing better. Love you. Love everything else. Understand everything else. If not understand, then at least comprehend. I seem to get cooler in personality as the years go on, so hopefully you're fucking Mack Father SSGSS and hopefully this email doesn't make you cringe to the max. Peace.