A letter from September 10th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, How is college? Did ya' end your life yet? If not, i'm glad. How has your social life been? Any new friends? Any less? I'm praying that you're still friends with Danny and Vince. How is grandma Crain? How is Dad? Are Heather and Dad married yet? Stop hurting yourself. If you did stop, im happy for you. Don't let anyone get you down. YOU ARE PRETTY. NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE. STOP BEING SO STUBBORN. Take Andrea's advice. Still playing the ukulele? Every get to play in stage with Twenty One Pilots? Any new concerts? Now, admit it, how many times have you been to Vans Warped Tour, ya emo cunt? You still that dark emo i know and love? Well, I'm gonna end this here. Bye. Reply. Please.