Past You!!

well well well future me, its past you! how awesome are things in the bright shining light that is 2015? flying cars? robots? toasters that can talk??!! Remember when you had jobs that you didn't really like and thought you'd have a cool one by now? did that happen? Past you sure hopes so. Remember when google was just a search engine and didn't rule all of North America and Eurasia with an iron fist? Remember mp3's, how much better are mp64's? Remember shows about remember previous decades? how was "I love the 2000's? Remember intelligent design, what was up with that? Oh wait, you found out alien overlords actually created us? Scientologist aliens? Using magic? Wow, i did not see that one coming, good luck with all that. In conclusion, I hope you are not lame, future me, drop me a line some time if you want to go for a drink (but i guess you'll have to wait till time machines are invented and since we haven't met up yet, i suppose you're waiting for just the right time.)