You should be some sort of resistance leader by now

Dear FutureMe, There is evil. And only one person (well actually more but you play a gosh darn big role) can stop it. That's YOU or ME or...well you know...or I know? It's a good thing I'm e-mailing because I sure can't handle time travel. I don't know what kind of resistance leader you are by now, but whatever it is, I bet it's grand. And if you're not resisting or leading, well get a move on! Just pick some random thing to resist. Or resist being a resistance leader...YEAH. But if you're fighting for a good cause and there are villainous folks about, who are waiting to silence you and who have access to murderous cyborgs that can time travel to the past...please do me a favor and send a robot back to warn me. I'm not asking for much - just something a little bit more advanced than a talking roomba. I'll happily avoid being the leader of such a troublesome cause if it will save my future rear.