A letter from April 3rd, 2018

Hello Juan. It's me, Juan. This may sound crazy, but I'm writing to you from the past. I'm a sophomore right now. I'm writing you this email from this boring graphic design class. Ugh, so boring. We're doing this job application thing with the resume and the cover letter. You may not remember this assignment but yeah, that's enough about that. Now let's talk about you. You are probably a senior right now. Thinking about college and financial aid and graduation and stuff like that. You better be graduating. Or else you're a failure. You better still be playing the trombone and be getting them scholarships. I'm sorry for doing lousy on my sophomore classes. It's probably affecting your GPA lmao. Anyway, I have to go now. I have to finish this stupid assignment. I wish you the best of luck in life, loser. Practice your trombone and make sure you do marching band in college. -Sophomore Juan