12/13/05 - Time Capsule HOOOoooo!!

Dear FutureMe, Did Lauren stick around and tolerate your nonsense and bad humor? Happy Birthday to Lauren. She just turned 37 but now she's 47! (Remember to slam her during "may the good lord bless and keep you"). A few months ago you changed your ways and have become more open. Did you regress? If so, I assume she’s probably gone. I love her so much, my beautiful wife. I wonder if she ever became a medic. Probably. The will on that girl, she can do anything. I’m at AIG and it sucks ass. Jordan is in 4th grade, Max 2nd. Hey, wanna know what? (what?) Did Max end up working with computers? Probably. Has Max found a way to socialize more appropriately with others without talking about computer games and TV shows? He’s so smart, but some people get too wrapped up in his stims to see through it. What is Jordan doing? Did he build a half-pipe in the backyard? Has he become a pothead like his father? If he has, smoke a joint with him, like your mother had promised you. Has December gotten easier over the years? I hope so, because it’s still very difficult now, 10 years later. Do you still sometimes pull the truck over every time 2,000 Miles by The Pretenders comes on? Are Bernie and Shet-shet still kicking? Have you been hang-gliding like we said you would do? Ever get the hang of snow-boarding? Hopefully, you and Jordan go together. Ever get Max on skis? Ever get Lauren back on skis (no trailers)? Ever get back to Italy? Take Lauren (if she hasn’t already left you). She really wants to go. Did Ivan get married?!? What became of Rob and KT? Holy shit dude! You’re almost fucking 50!!!! Damn! The downward spiral. I hope good fortune found you and that you’re happy. me