40 years old!?

Dear FutureMe, you turned 40 today. are you still living the bachelor lifestyle? how is this e-mail being delivered to you? on a mobile device? something that projects on your wall? e-paper? you turned 27 today. what does the future hold? family? kids? isolation? a pet? rich? hopefully you have kept up with the ROTH IRA / 401(k) and are sitting on some money like your current boss Barry is. xoxo Past you.