A letter from September 16th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, I'm working your ass off right now. Literally! The Forever 21 pants that we didn't need a belt to hold up...I can pull up them up without unbuttoning them now! This is not good. Do you still weigh 130lbs? I'm certain I'm getting thinner, but the scale doesn't know about it. Oh well. I hope you're still doing jiu jitsu, at least still throwing John around. Have you found your home gym? I sure hope you're on a birthday vacation right now. Or maybe you went on your birthday vacation earlier this month. Or you're planning to go later this month. If neither of these is true, you need a break. Go on vacation already! You deserve it. Did you get your car yet? What color is it? So many questions! Well, back to work so you can go on that vacation! Peace, 26 y.o. Nasia P.S. OMG WE'RE 27!