Public letters from the past

Time Travelled — over 9 years

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Dear FutureDave im at risd now. i'm doing the summer program. you're in zambia. yeah, this email will be 10 years old by the time you get it. i feel like ive sent you so many emails like this one. if i space them out enough they'll still reach you the same way. maybe this email will just make you sad. maybe you don't even have this email anymore. these emails are good for me. you see, when i t...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Squalling meatsack

Dearest Celly o' the future, Well, the way I'm imagining things, you probably just got out of your flying car, from your daytrip to a spa on Mars, where you got injections of some chemical that actually makes it so you don't age, period, and you've come home to your loving and non-awkward life partner, or else... like, a kitty or something. The voice of that annoying little whiny 20-year ...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Well, here is your past thoughts Withum, Shrek

Dear FutureMe, Right now I am an intern at Erie Insurance. I often Wonder if ill get a good job making money, or if I will be a bum and have my job stolen by some Indian. I am not dating anyone, although I recently had sex with 2 girls at 1 time (it was awesome). SKN is thriving, but we are still up in the air on a house. I am a soon to be college grad. I am driving a sweet Focus. I ha...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Hello from the past!

Dear N., I'm writing you these lines so you could remember what and who you were in the future, when you read them. So in general: * You're beautiful. * You're slim. * You're happy. * You're almost independent. * You're engaged. * You're working. * You have a driving licence. And if these things didn't come from right decisions in life, don't know what did. Well, like almost everyt...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

12/13/05 - Time Capsule HOOOoooo!!

Dear FutureMe, Did Lauren stick around and tolerate your nonsense and bad humor? Happy Birthday to Lauren. She just turned 37 but now she's 47! (Remember to slam her during "may the good lord bless and keep you"). A few months ago you changed your ways and have become more open. Did you regress? If so, I assume she’s probably gone. I love her so much, my beautiful wife. I wonder if she ever ...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Hello from your past.

Dear FutureMe, You should be getting this on your 50th birthday, if I did our math right - we never were good at math. Remember how sad you were about forty? Remember the night terrors and being that achy sadness all the time (gee I hope that stops soon) Well now your fifty and I bet you feel really stupid about being so upset about forty. It's like when we were in school and spent all of ...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Open me, Andrea of the future!

Dear FutureMe, i don't suspect i'll change much in 20 years, like, my personality. I'll probably learn how to spell correctly at that point.. and then forget it all again. Do you have two children? did you marry Devin? Are you happy? Ever get that masters degree? you and i know that you only half ment when you said it. I hope i'm not divorced, if i am, i hope this doesn't make me cry....

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

a lot can change

Dear FutureMe, I can't seem to decide whether or not life is good. I have a good job, a loving wife, a new house, a new car. It seems I'm living the dream. But sometimes I don't feel it. I feel like I'm meant for something, but don't know what it is. And of course don't have the time to figure it out. I hope by now maybe you've figured it out. What is it? If you haven't yet, then maybe sit...

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