Public letters from the past

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Happy B-day

dear mark (if you're still "mark" in 2016, you shady bastard), firstly, i'd like to congratulate you on making it to your 35th birthday, a job well done. by now you're married with kids and animals, joy and happiness. hopefully you've completed at least 50% of our life goals we set out to do. i'll remind you of what they were 10 years ago: 1.) run marathon 2.) coach little league sport ...

Time Travelled — over 4 years

A letter from the past

Dear FutureMe, Hi Erin 12/01/2011 The last futureme email almost turned out to be prophetic; do you remember? Lose the dead weight and make a huge change. You turned everything around, quitting your job on the spot and finding the perfect one for you. Christmas just gone was bittersweet, gained a fiancee, lost an Aunt, the flood stranded Rockhampton for almost a month and are still goin...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

Past You!!

well well well future me, its past you! how awesome are things in the bright shining light that is 2015? flying cars? robots? toasters that can talk??!! Remember when you had jobs that you didn't really like and thought you'd have a cool one by now? did that happen? Past you sure hopes so. Remember when google was just a search engine and didn't rule all of North America and Eurasia with an iro...

Time Travelled — over 11 years

The Future is Upon Us

Dear FutureMe, Wow....can you believe it's been so long? What's happening now? Are you still with Steve? Did you ever get married? Steve@work always said you did. What did his prediction in the sealed envelope say? What happened with your film? Are you a big movie-star now? Do you still live in your little house in Duluth? What about kids? How's Jason. Is he okay or did he take a turn for the w...

Time Travelled — almost 12 years

Blast from the past.....pt 2

Dear FutureMe, It's been a wild ride here on Earth lately. How much must have changed by now..... I wonder what life will be like, with technology advancing as rapidly as it does.... Currently, People are very selfish, impatient, greedy,.... Things that are on the issues plate are.... UFO's,.. real? Aliens / Extraterrestrials, REAL? Religion & Man's origin, are als...

Time Travelled — over 4 years

Tatts

Dear FutureMe, I REALLY WANT A TATTOO SO SO BAD, SO IF YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERING GETTING THE UV(or non-UV, but somewhere covered.. whatever you like now) HORCRUX TATTOO ON YOUR LEFT WRIST, PLEASE GET IT ON 31ST JULY. And the other tattoo, "the ones that love us, never really leave us." (written in sirius' handwriting) which should be on your right arm, do you still want it too? What ab...

Time Travelled — almost 10 years

having fun yet?

Dear FutureMe, when you're sitting there in the posh library of your mansion in the english countryside..i hope you appreciate all the work i put into getting you there. i hope you never forget all the years you were a broke dreamer always saying "one of these days", and i hope you never stop dreaming or saying "one of these days". i hope you fulfilled all the promises to yourself and your d...

Time Travelled — over 11 years

how's world domination?

His Great Omnipotence The Supreme Soverign Of The World Ivan Edward I, wassup? how's the the grandplan phase 2 goin? i hope there's no trouble in africa. i commend you for your exemplary work especially in the middle east. by now you should have installed the mind control (R) modules on at least 43% of the world's population. tip for you: ion stream chanelling is better than the traditio...

Time Travelled — over 9 years

What are you up to now?

Dear FutureMe, Well, here it is almost ten years since this letter was written and mailed, by you, to you. Happy 50th birthday! You're probably already reflecting a bit on the past, and thinking that now maybe you finally are, really, old. Well, just like when you turned 40, the answer is no. You're just older than you were yesterday. So, where are you now? Still married to Joyce? Any...

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